Will Bide

A man who drinks multiple pints before a party and was cooking in a two Michelin star restaurant at the dear age of 11

Mate I’m so amazing. I’m a will bide

by jezzacrit July 10, 2018

Icey Bidet

Taking a Dump in a cold body of water, whilst fully submerged.

"Hey man, I had the most therapeutic Icey Bidet whilst out at Abraham Lake." - Josh R.

by Dat_kiwi September 20, 2019

Arizona Bidet

The action of peeing into your own butt crack to remove any fecal matter after taking a bowel movement.

Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.

by Marilyn Manchin April 6, 2020

The "BIDEN"

That big solid turd you try to force out, which touches your nut sack as it falls out.

I just experienced the "BIDEN" .. gave me goosebumps!!!

by Nobodyuknow January 15, 2021

The "BIDEN"

When you take a real big turd and as it drops out it reaches out and touches your nut sack on the way through.

Man I took the "BIDEN", I feel violated.. that turd nut tapped me on the way out.

by Nobodyuknow January 16, 2021

Super Bidet

The process of sucking water up in your PP than pushing out water at power hose levels of strength of speed into the partners ass cleaning it out like a bidet

Guy 1:Dude I Super Bidet her ass so good I saw water shoot out her eyes

Kid: dad I don't want to know this

by Yeah you know who I am March 23, 2021

Texas bidet

When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.

More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.

I couldn’t get all the poop off so I had to use the Texas bidet

by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021