The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

milky beard

(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.

I splooged so much that her vagina looked like a milky beard.

by sky ^ November 5, 2010

ring beard

the hair aroung someones sphincta(but hole)

E.g errr look at that chicks ring beard

by ben n penny June 14, 2007

Dribble Beard

A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating

1. Originally refers to a senile person

2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay

3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit

1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home

2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?

3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard

by Antony - D March 28, 2008

beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.

I want to ride that guy from the bar like a bearded stranger.

by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014