donkey lord

A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.

Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .

The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.

by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

Lord Farquaad

Literally Marco

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco

by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

My lord

When you find the right man, you'll find yourself calling him "my lord"

Lord, my Lord, where you lead I'll follw.

by Artemis1a May 11, 2020

The Dark Lord

when her true name is said, it brings a bad taste to every mouth, the scent of a lingering-fart to every nose, and an un-ending screech to every ear of everyone present.

We were going to chill but i heard The Dark Lord Voldemort was going. So i stayed home.

We don't speak it's name.

Sorry bro, i gotta go take a shower, someone said her name.

by T-Rav Baldwin January 20, 2008

Lord Snarebottom

A guy from New York City, whom is totally and hopelessly infatuated with Kylie Minogue.

A gifted musician and composer from New York City.

Whenever there is a poll in a specific phpBB forum, you must include the option "I hat Lord Snarebottom", or the results will be useless.

Lord Snarebottom is totally infatuated by Kylie Minogue.

by Bill Anderson Jr. December 14, 2008

Hype Lord

A Hype Lord is a person that collects clothing, shoes, and accessories for the sole purpose of impressing others. A hype lord will buy the most current fashion trends in order to gain popularity. Although the individual may not have the finances to fund their wardrobe they will pretend to make more than everyone around them. A Hype Lord usually spends their earlier years as a hype beast.

That Hype Lord spent his entire check buying every colorway of the Nike Roshe running shoe.

by manutdthug April 19, 2013

sus lord

Suspicious lord. To be the most suspicious you because a lord. It’s not a good thing.

Greg: Zack has been super suspicious lately.

Lauren: I know he’s being super sus lord right now.

by Grubbahubba March 17, 2019