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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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bodies-in-the-barrels

Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.
'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'
by fasteddyking November 29, 2023
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West Virginia Whiskey Barrel

The act of giving a female a whiskey enema and corking it with a buttplug to hold in the whiskey effectively aging it like a fine wine until she cannot hold it anymore. She then squats overs your face and pulls out the cork releasing the whiskey like popping the cork on champagne!
Damn, Trevor celebrated being a new father by popping the top on the ol’ West Virginia Whiskey Barrel!
by Unforgiven26726 October 6, 2025
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Cracker Barrel

Lads, I just respawned at Cracker Barrel.
by MrMorgan99 November 9, 2025
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Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner
"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"
by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017
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Gum Barrel

A better way to say mouth and can mean throat as well.
damn girl let me put my millimeter peter in yo gum barrel
by water my gum barrel January 27, 2019
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Double Barrel Shooter

When a girl wears tight jeans and shoots a fart. Fart rolls up the jeans into her coochie and she shoots it back out again.
by Ashjeane March 4, 2023
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