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jelly bracelets

@ my school & the high school i'm going to has banned jelly braclets! They are just braclets and their our freedom and if adults take that away, they take our freedom to do wat ever away!!!!

PS... wat does pash, fingering & toss my salad mean?

PSS... I never learned it!!!
by Minnie Betzner May 26, 2004
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jelly bracelets

ok basically these bracelets are just fun things that middle schoolers(like me) do. for me and my friends its fun to see what they mean and guys joke about snapping them but it doesnt mean im actually going to fuck someone so just CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!
i dont have any good examples
by just me and im: July 26, 2005
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Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009
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Bitch Barrel

A large container, typically housing numerous promiscuous women. First coined by Marlon Wayans in the 2004 remake of Ladykillers.
Used to indicate quality of a skill
This boy right here? He plays one bitch barrel full of a sackbut!
by MrManic November 22, 2013
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soap bracelet

A rope prisoners wear around their arms in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.
If you go to prison, remember to wear your soap bracelet in the shower. Soap on a rope can keep you form dropping your soap, which could get you raped.
by awmm April 12, 2015
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Wiktoria Barcewicz

Born and raised in a bubble called Białystok in Poland, she is the polish version of (a) Becky. She grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth, so needless to say she's naive and thinks everything is made of sunlight and rainbows. She thinks she lights up people's lives and loves it when her friends call her sunshine. Truth is deep down her "besties" believe she has the dimmest future among all of them where she will be surrounded with fuckboys and VSCO girls. In fact, she is that cliché blonde girl in every movie who is so incredibly dumb that she can only think with her big, saggy tits.

She claims she can sing, but has the most annoying voice in the universe. She can't dance if her life depended on it either. She tilts her head everytime she jams to her favorite songs like a crack addict, which is pretty telling.

She tried becoming a consultant for a cosmetic line, which did not last long. It was a definite proof she is talentless no matter how much she calls it a success. Her IG page for the job couldn't gain any more than 100 followers. She didn't even earn that job, her amazing mom spoon feeds everything to her.

She has no personality and skill. She still lives with her parents at 21 and failed the entrance exam to her preferred University so she ended up going to UE.

A PSA from her "friends": we actually can't stand you. Please stop sucking up to us and calling all of us your best friends. Ooh na na eh, don't act like you know us.
1. Ms. Sienkiewicz, your friend Wiktoria Barcewicz was last seen at the beach looking like a tomato after trying to get a sun tan.

2. Hey dude, who's that sket with the wide ass manly shoulders?

Ah, that's Wiktoria. She wasn't invited to the party but here she is.

3. Wiktoria Barcewicz took part in debates, and her group would have won if her dumbass wasn't there. She wants to be a part of big committees, but doesn't have the set of skills for a leadership position so she just participates in activities as an ordinary student.
by kaliuchisluvrr July 13, 2020
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Crack the barrel

An extremly powerful BM,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel. Hence the name......
Steve:where you runnin to John
John:I have to crack the barrel!!!!!!!
Steve:you better hurry then!!!!!I'll start the car
by Ninja five October 30, 2009
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