Banter Sponge

Someone who sucks all the banter out of a situation

"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!

by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015

Banter

Banter. When two guys have been clubbing all night and neither of you pulled so you both go home together and stand either side of a curtain and pleasure each other.
Not to be mistaken for Banter,No curtains.

Guy 1: I swear there's no gash in here fam.
Guy 2: Don't watch that let's go back to yours for some banter.

by Hiram Mason April 19, 2018

mexican basterd

A silly wetback who has no father just like tyrone

Those Mexican basterds Stoll my tacos agian

by Jesusisnotmexican January 10, 2018

your mum gay with bacteria

when your mom so fat she loves bacteria

your mum gay with bacteria is when your mom loves bacteria

- Ur mom gay

- whaaaaat! your mum gay with bacteria
- shiiiiiiiit man

by xcvbnm,lkuhgf February 18, 2019

barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

by Pallybear December 28, 2005

Basternet

Genital warts on the penis or testicals.

Woman: Whats that on your dick?

Man: Well that, is a Basternet.

by ihaveabasternet July 9, 2011

Beer Dick Bater

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

by Mark19 August 20, 2008