Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

splunder-shock

The feeling of being startled enough to cause a loss of words

The news caused him to be in a state of splunder-shock

by BoonsZ November 14, 2023

Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.

"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023

Shock Cannibal

A person who eats another person not for sustenance but instead to instill fear in their enemies.

"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"

by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024

Septic Shock

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.

George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.

by RoughSable May 6, 2023