F.A.P.

abbreviation. Stands for Free And Personal. The ultimate definition of fapping; it cost nothing(Free), and you're usually by yourself(Personal).

I'm done doing for others; it's F.A.P. time.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 15, 2012

F.A.P.

Acronym for Fast As Possible. This is used when you need something faster than A.S.A.P.

Where A.S.A.P. implies prioritizing the requested action along with competing priorities, F.A.P. means nothing else is as important. Its urgency is also communicated since the word itself can be uttered more quickly than A.S.A.P. because it is one syllable shorter.

The CEO is on his way to my office, I need those reports on my desk F.A.P.

by Lee T. Wilson May 24, 2014

F.A.G

FAG is the name given the Film Actors' Guild of peaceniks in "Team America."
Alec Baldwin is the head of F.A.G., Film Actors'Guild, not Ben Affleck. Affleck's little buddy from that Mork from Ork movie, Matt Damon, is in 'Team America,' delivering his one line, 'Matt Damon,' a la Timmy. Kim Jong Il invites F.A.G to a world peace summit.

For example,"Some day they will say 'Thanks, F.A.G.'"
Nice job, F.A.G.

by Bill Marchl December 28, 2005

F.A.V

A fake ass vegan. Someone who calls them self a vegan but loosely follows the rules of no meat, dairy, or animal furs, skins, or testing.

Sydni: I thought you were a vegan?
Tony: I still eat fish though...
Valencia: *Whispers* he’s a F.A.V

by Hairyacornlover July 30, 2017

A B.F.D.I.

What 64 inanimate objects are battling for in the popular YouTube series, B.F.B., or Battle For B.F.D.I.

person 1: What is T H A T ?
some random blue number: A B.F.D.I.!

by JCexists October 27, 2020

c.a.m.f

To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.

"Dude, we sat on the beach all day and were just a bunch of C.A.M.F's"

by So cal chief March 4, 2004

M.a.r.f.

Middle aged rock festival!! As seen on the Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy's Mom, Dad, and Mr. Crocker go to it. It is also where Timmy finds the all powerful White guitar wand to fight the darkness.

Were're going to M.a.r.f.!!!
What's Marf?
Middle aged rock festival!!!

by GoAskAlice7 July 31, 2009