Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
by FiendishT August 21, 2009
You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?
We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side
We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side
by fusion44 January 05, 2023
This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.
After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.
by Moral Oral April 23, 2009
Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure
by Damen doggy January 21, 2017
PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"
or
Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"
Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 25, 2017
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