ad hom of him

Hatriotic version of (argumentum) ad hominem. Whilst "(argumentum) ad hominem" is a fallacious argumentative strategy marked by the avoidance of a genuine discussion of a topic by attacking an attribute of the person making an argument instead of the argument itself, "ad hom of him" is a phrase preferably used over "(argumentum) ad hominem" when attacking a certain individual using Latin and failing miserably at it.

David, who loved the game Pacman, was accused of using an "ad hom of him" argument.

by Marie Lastname June 10, 2018

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!

Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

ADS

This acronym is most commonly described as these two things

1. this is an acronym "Aim Down Sight".
Most likely to be used in a first or sometimes 3rd person shooter. If you play on console the most typical way to Aim Down Sight is to hold the Left trigger button. On PC it's usually done by Left clicking and holding it down.

2. The other acronym is "Accidental Dick Suck" which in theory sounds like it would never happen. But sometimes shit happens. This is most commonly used by hoes that are trying not to be hoeish.

1.
Person 1:"Bro you would have killed him if you ADSed
Person 2:"Yeah but I didnt see him comeing and didn't have time to react

2.
Hoe 1: "Yo I didn't mean to Suck off Steve I ADSed I swear!"
Person 2: "How the hell does that even happen??"

by That messedup September 27, 2018

Reductio ad Bidenum

100 years in the future this word will apply.

Reductio ad Bidenum:

Latin for reduction to Biden, also known as playing the Biden card. It's an attempt to invalidate someone else's position on the basis that the same view was held by President Biden or the Democrat Party.

Reductio ad Bidenum was incorrectly used last night to associate Biden with freedom and gun ownership rights, the two have nothing in common anymore.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Ads

It's not an acronym. It's exactly what you think it means. "Give me your money! Meh! Don't you want this thing? Do you want these glasses? What about a nice juicy burger? Did you know you wanted it before some idiot sold your attention to me so that they could better convert your viewership into revenue? I paid him to show you this. And now you're seeing it. How does that make you feel? It shouldn't make you feel anything. Because you are irrelevant. If you were relevant wouldn't be watching this. You'd be doing something in front of a camera and I would be paying you to show the people who watch you do the thing you're doing the item I want them to see. But you're not. You're just you. So be you and do everyone else does and buy my thing. It's good. It's a good thing I promise. The guy you like wouldn't have sold you to me if it wasn't good."

Iam "Apparently, what I'm doing I derivative of a concept in the book "Cashvertisement". I don't remember the name of the author but apparently if you see ads you don't like you can email the owner of the company and tell them how to make the ads better and they give you money or something. I just heard about the book the other day. And just like that this post became an advertisement. I wonder if I predate the concept written about in the book. What effect have I had on the world? Oh God! What have I done!?"

Hym "I feel like we never use the word 'affect'..... We have to be using the word 'effect' wrong sometimes... There's no way we (in all of our writing) have never used the word 'affect'?"

Iam "Did I use it right just now?"

Hym "Google says you used it right...."

Iam "Should.... Should we start googling it every time we use either?"

Hym ".....That sounds like a lot of work..... Shit! This turned into an ad for Google! Quick! Stop referencing things! They haven't given us any money yet!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Bagakio ad absurdum

To cum into absurdity. Something that Is so absurd, you and the audience cum into absurdity.

I’m a simple man. I see Lana rhoades and I bagakio ad absurdum

by Owenymous May 5, 2022