Split the red sea

When a male has sex with a female while on her period.

Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.

Johnny: Oh snap!

by fuckmeimfree June 06, 2011

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs January 31, 2018

Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

by Bigdaddyd1990 June 06, 2016

split a niggas melon

To blow a niggas brains out

Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it

by Jp Garcia April 04, 2017

Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.

I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.

by Jumpy81 December 05, 2018

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 01, 2018

make the hit and split

To do a task quickly and efficiently without wasting time. Straightforwardly without BS.

I don't have time for this, gotta make the hit and split.

by Hippie78 July 25, 2013