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creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
by nibba boy November 17, 2017
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hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done
Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!
by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016
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tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.
John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
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Thot Hammer

A guy who only has sex with thots who has a superiority complex alongside validation to his ego only fueling a further douchebag persona to be portrayed to others and hammering more thots
Chad is a total thot hammer.
by baileystrum July 18, 2021
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Demolition Hammer

One of the unappreciated thrash metal bands from the Bronx area that have pure talent and ripped your faces off while listening to their first two albums "Tortured Existence" and "Epidemic of Violence". Songs with complex riffing and some kick ass solos that gives you a major eargasm, fucking worth listening to. Time Bomb is their last album released for now while they've gone towards a groove metal sound but still kicks ass. The band broke up a year after releasing Time Bomb but reunited 21 years later. Hopefully we'll hear from them making a new album that will show metal is not dead at all!
Fuck yeah man! Demolition Hammer is sick as fuck! Their riffs make you wanna nut! That's how good they are!
by Shb99 August 9, 2021
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hammer bacon

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
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soviet hammer

by Ghjxdhm August 13, 2017
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