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zombie poke 

getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. then once it goes numb stick it into the girls puss. or for the real poke in the ass. and its just a poke cause the cold should only last the firs entry.
tonight i think my girl is going to feel the chill. I'm going to zombie poke her
zombie poke by hymen123456 May 7, 2009

Zombie run. 

Dressing up as a zombie and running around town down, or somewhere busy, while acting like a zombie and following people. its fucking annoying.
dude 1 : ZOMG A ZOMBIE
dude 2 : hell naw, its just nut case teens on a zombie run.
Zombie run. by uhmya September 19, 2009

Zombie Eyes 

When the flash on your camera make all your photos look like you're a deer in the headlights. These bright orbs for eyes, instead of your pupils.
" In every single picture from Christina's 30th Birthday, she looks like she has zombie eyes, all you see is 2 bright white glowing orbs in place of her pupils, CREEPY!"
Zombie Eyes by TheChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012

Zombie Piñata 

Zombie Piñata is when you take a shit in a dead woman/girl's vagina and proceed to jump on her stomach. This will cause all your shit to fly out of her vagina like a Piñata at a 8 year old's birthday party.
Me: Dude, I totally just Zombie Piñata'd my mom.
Friend: what the fuck man

zombie sauce 

Holy shit, you're covered in zombie sauce!
zombie sauce by Zombie Master July 14, 2006

Zombie Type Sauce 

a sauce used to kill eat and cook zombies found in most hardware stores, can be cooked on most george foremans. refridgerate after opening, as will expire within seconds of becoming wet. may cause involuntary bowel movements.
"the zombie was getting all up in my grill, and i had the munchies having just smoked pure sativa, so i was all like oh no you did'nt and i did him in with some zombie type sauce and broiled him on my hibachi, righteous, that the flizavour"
Zombie Type Sauce by Jizared March 19, 2008