New Zealand

gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)

dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies

by anonymous December 2, 2020

New Zealandic

Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)

That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious

New Zealandic party

by Harveybennett February 8, 2021

New zealand Blanket

When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka

I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.

by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021

Ru-Zelda

Usually a very good looking lady with ocean blue eyes and the heart of an Angel even though all of this is true she has a resting bitch face that can kill you she is the most loving person in the world and she is absolutely wifey material but she will never say when she is wrong so get ready to say you are sorry alot to stop a fight so even with all that is said she is a keeper

That Ru-Zelda is one sexy ass hoe

by TherealowieG November 22, 2021

glitchy_Zelda

A 100% influencer on TikTok who posts edits and cosplays!! They go by any pronouns and love the franchise Zelda

“Hey have you heard about the cosplayer glitchy_zelda?”
“Yea! They are so cool!”

by Zelda<33 December 28, 2021

new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.

Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

by Heatwrench May 28, 2022

New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022