If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds

kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I

by thatperfectkid101 May 10, 2023

Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!

"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"

by Y𝙹⚍'ꖎꖎ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ∴⍑𝙹 ╎ ᔑᒲ September 8, 2021

You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but

Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.

"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.

by ohword? July 14, 2024

you know ameenah

this is another dick joke

you know ameenah ? ameenah dick

by chadthe3rd June 3, 2024

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020