The gayest, stupidest and pull many girls. Bad boy!! Stay away from Xander!! Dated(liked,crush) 5 girls a month.
Xander is a Badboy
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Xanathan is a massive fucking nerd who is so down bad for fictional characters that they crumble on the inside.
He cant pull for shit and is a forever maidenless geek but its fine bc he has a good sense of humour.
Xandathan is addicted to diet coke and is very likely over 90% just diet coke, like seriously, its an issue, its scary, they need to slow down, your starting to morph into a coke can, Its creepy.
Xanathan is at the very least a secsee little piece.
Xanathan is a massive fucking nerd who is so down bad for fictional characters that they crumble on the inside.
He cant pull for shit and is a forever maidenless geek but its fine bc he has a good sense of humour.
Xandathan is addicted to diet coke and is very likely over 90% just diet coke, like seriously, its an issue, its scary, they need to slow down, your starting to morph into a coke can, Its creepy.
Xanathan is at the very least a secsee little piece.
Person1: Hey Xanathan!
Xanathan: It's Xander, dude
Person1: haha, you're so funny Xanathan.
Person1: so..... No head?
Xanathan: It's Xander, dude
Person1: haha, you're so funny Xanathan.
Person1: so..... No head?
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Bro I just popped a xan and I'm on top of the world
Hey man don't get back into Xanax you just got out of rehab
Hey man don't get back into Xanax you just got out of rehab
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