Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.

Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.

Woke-wash by Solomon7 July 28, 2023

woke mind virus 

A term made up by Elon Musk for anyone who disagrees with him.

“The woke mind virus threatens interplanetary life, and must be stopped if I am ever going to succeed!” -Elon Musk

woke mind virus by snowszn December 12, 2022

woke up stupid 

An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.

Boss: Jim, you were late for work and now you can't seem to get things together. What is the matter with you?

Jim: Sorry boss, I've been having kind of an off day. I guess I woke up stupid this morning.

Boss: Well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!

<Note: This example is for demonstration purposes only. It is not recommended to use this term in any professional capacity, as it may lead to an overall perception of incompetence. Safest usage is among friends.>

woke up stupid by rawkr July 29, 2010

Woke Remorse 

When a non BIPOC person who claims to be “woke” gets called out on their unconscious privilege

and begs for forgiveness to absolve their guilt.

Her fake ass apology reeked of woke remorse, I felt like the pope the way she was begging for forgiveness, girl bye.

Woke Remorse by Ain’t Playin’ August 24, 2022

woke lol

bro have u woke yet lool

im woke lol

woke lol by m_ary January 30, 2018

Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.

Woke smurf by Old Phardt December 30, 2021

Woke milk 

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

Woke milk by Dante Caine March 15, 2022