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Jizz Wizard

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*
by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016
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Wizard Sleeve

Wow is this the video of your wife giving birth?...
.EWW!!!The Meat is hanging out it looks like a Wizard Sleeve.
by MapQua December 28, 2009
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taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")
D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door
by Felix M. October 1, 2006
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Wizard sleeve

A Harry Potter enthused sex addict, role playing naked with his wizard wand trying to find the magical wizard sleeve.
by Atr987 May 6, 2018
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butt wizard

one who engages in sex for money; a whore.
Wow, that girl sure gets around! And I saw one of those guys slipping her a five dollar bill. She must be a total butt wizard.
by bellablue April 21, 2008
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Cock Wizard

someone who likes cocks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories

usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing
1.Me:Man your such a cock wizard!

Audience:hahahaha

Andy:man whatever....*crys*

2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you

Girl:yeah i love cocks

Me:damn cock wizard
by mr. giggles12 March 18, 2009
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Wizard101

A wtf game that really doesn't make sense to play. It is filled with "adults" that can't spell and kids that fuss about anything. I put adults in quotations because you can lie about your age, and you can say anything you want. The game really gets addicting and acts really gay. You have to pay for almost everything in the game. Adults actually admit to being pedophiles, and this game copies things from Harry Potter, Alladian, and other things.
Poor 11 year old kid: Dude, could you gift me a wing mount? I will be your bestfriend and give you my girlfriend.
(Winged mount just makes you run faster and costs $20)
Normal 11 year old kid: Dude, leave me alone.

Virgin Pedophile: Hey do you wanna have sex? I'm a 30 year old and I think sex is goold pleasure.
Dumb ass 11 year old: Okay, I'm 21, where do you want to meet me?

Pvp 19 year old: Dude wtf why are you using tower shields?
Regular Kid: I don't wanna lose.

Wizard101 game is filled with shit heads. Don't play it, I wasted a net of 120 dollars a year, and I played for 3 years.
by WTF WIZARD101 April 14, 2011
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