numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian

Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018

Jehovah’s Witness

Liar

You’re a Jehovah’s Witness

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

youtube wit

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.

"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.

by Cacciaguida September 6, 2016

WIT

THE ABILITY TO SAY CLEVER AND AMUSING THINGS

Tenali is famous for his wit and intelligence

by Sahithy January 3, 2021

Dom wit the 12

"Dom wit the 12" is another way of saying a cannabis dealer is about to deliver 12 grams of high quality weed to your house

Person#1: are you saying we ain't getting the dom wit the 12?
Person#2: no, I think we just lost our 100 bucks
Person#1: bummer

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021

The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

Slick Messin Wit

Slick Messin Wit(h)

-in the sense of a non-committed quasi-relationship (no official relationship title)

“The shawty I was slick messin wit hit me up…”

- low key messing around

by XandaGamma May 6, 2023