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gebrovah's witness

One who lives by the bro code, and persistently shoves the bro code down people's throats, mainly his/her close friends. Eventually crosses the line of douchebaggery.
One friend was concerned about the other about losing him to his girlfriend. Not expressing much tactfulness, he dropped the phrase "bros before hoes."

The following status was found on said friend's Facebook timeline:
"I respect those who look out for me, but when you shove the bro code down my fucking throat like you're a gebrovah's witness, that's past where I draw the line. "Bros before hoes..." kindly eat a bag of dicks."
by PyGuy March 13, 2014
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Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition
Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.
by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
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wits mind

You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)
Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla

Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10

Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!
by Melodicvoice August 19, 2017
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Peckerwoods Wit Attitude

A hip hop trio from Malibu that has plenty of attitude and not much else going for them.
Peckerwoods Wit Attitude is back in town with Straight Outta Malibu.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.
Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.
by QuacksO November 27, 2023
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witting

when multiple blue beams come out yo posterior
witting is when multiple blue meabs come out yo posterior
geer: im gonna witt all over the place
beer: oh no
by gdgdhshd January 12, 2024
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faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with
drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!
by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006
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