wankin the willy 

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july

Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”

The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”

wankin the willy by Bill Clinton Touched Me May 14, 2023

the Will 

Someone's wishes

Do you reject the Will of the god

the Will by Metal bat July 9, 2023

That Totally Will Smiths 

When something slaps; often more then it has right to

Yo, Have you ever heard the theme to the 1990s X-Men The Animated Series, That Totally Will Smiths

That Totally Will Smiths by Idsylum541 February 19, 2024

The truth will set you free 

You LITERALLY can't believe this if you don't know what constitutes 'truth.'

Hym "So he believes the truth will set you free but when it comes to whether or not the bible is true... He doesn't know what 'true' is. So, the X will set you free. X = ? Completely incoherent."

The truth will set you free by Hym Iam June 13, 2024

Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, 

Basically a song made by a YouTuber that went semi-viral on the internet, nearly everyone agrees it is dog water and absolute trash… unless you’re a Gen Alpha kid who for all their time watches Skibidi Toilet on their IPads.

Oh my! Look how ****** stupid “Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah,” Song IS! I just want it to burn in hell! What S wrong with these idiot Gen Alpha kids!

Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah, by Mymumsaccount July 4, 2024

taking wills 

verb: The act of beating an opponent into submission, to the point of near death.

Luke was a beast during his football game today. He was taking wills.

taking wills by gadaddio August 12, 2024

Tillied willy 

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.

Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.

Tillied willy by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024