Cum Willie

Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.

Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"

by 1970 ink slinger December 5, 2016

direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

by 'possom man October 8, 2013

Wind Willy

When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.

Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.

by Enraged Hulk June 21, 2017

hulk willy

A huge, monstrous, veiny penis.

"I bet he has a hulk willy"

by Dick C Hocolate April 29, 2016

WILLY TRAGIC

A Comical expression that blurs the lines of authenticity and fiction, interpretation is encouraged

That song “My Girl Too” was WILLY TRAGIC

by Coldestfantasy March 11, 2023

Pro-Willy

a phrase you say to deflect a political question on a social or economic issue that you either have no opinion on or cannot be bothered explaining because the person asking the question is too stubborn to change his view

Guy 1: Why are you not Pro-Life?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm Pro-Willy

by the 5 footer February 13, 2023

Willy Warmer

Its a heater..................for your peter. #willywarmer

Guy1: damn my willy's cold.
Guy2: THEN YOU NEED A WILLY WARMER!!!

At stores near you

by Todd the Dog December 19, 2017