Weekend Mangoes

The illegal seizure or cash and other goods that can be confiscated during a pat down by the police

Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.

by _NO_NAME_NEEDED_ March 26, 2019

Weekend routine

Friday: smoke a little with the boys

Saturday: Huge rip at the crib, barn gets mucked
Sunday: Football with the boys

Girlfriend: You around this weekend?
Me: Sorry, weekend routine comes first

by robinsm20 April 25, 2019

weekend waver

The weekend waver was one who was an average teen or twenty-something during the very early 80s who would punch up their mundane hair with goop and spray color to look "punk" or "new wave" at punk bars on the weekend. Often spotted in parachute pants and a Police t-shirt.

Who are those weekend wavers?

by Spreggy May 24, 2019

Weekening

The act of trying to stay up all night and doing what ever you want because you know you don’t have anything to to the next day, usually used by teenagers

Teen 1:thank god it’s the week end! What are you going to do?
Teen 2: I’m going to be weekening until my eyes burn out

by Heck’s September 19, 2020

Weekend Brain

An easy way of saying when you are so ready for Friday and the weekend! Have you ever had that feeling? Well, now its simple to say when you're feeling it!

Tanya: "Urgh! I have a weekend brain! How about you?"
Whitney: "Yup, I do too!"

by HufflepuffBookworm September 24, 2020

Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021

Weekendtech

Someone who is an introvert

I'm so weekendtech.

by weekendtech May 27, 2021