Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

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Welfare Warriors

When everyday addicts try to be a dealer on Cheque Day but fail every time, usually only lasting few days.

I'll let the welfare warriors take all the heat downtown tonight.

by BenBuck September 25, 2019

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Danger water

A drink laced with M. May or may not be water. Definitely has drugs in it.

Do want some water? Be careful, it’s danger water though...

by niccerdoodles October 4, 2019

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Tequila Water

A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.

Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!

by Sean 2.0 April 6, 2021

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