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Strategic Wank

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.
I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!
by vincent9119 April 2, 2013
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Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking
Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!
by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014
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Wonder Wank

When you begin to have "feelings" for a girl that appear as love but may just be lust you begin to think of an elaborate future together in your pants. However, in order to establish whether or not this is love you will masturbate, or "wank" thinking of them, sometimes with the aid of pictures. After climaxing you begin to regain your normal though process and are no longer thinking with your dick. If the feelings stay its love, if not then it was not meant to be.
" I wasn't sure if should ask her out, so I did a quick wonder wank and realized how annoying she was"

"I had a quick wonder wank and I KNOW I love her!"
by trissy2662 January 16, 2015
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Wank Pellet

A name used to describe someone who is a proper time-wasting bell-end, a really useless prick.
"Dave hasn't turned up for work again, he's a proper wank pellet
by Chodenibbler May 29, 2018
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Nostalgic wank

Finding a long lost porn video, that you never thought you would see again
Man, last night I had a nostalgic wank! I never thought i'd bust a nut to that bitch again
by Ham Den Lange September 22, 2020
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Curtain Wank

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
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speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds
adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
by lukeboi June 28, 2006
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