Nostalgic wank

Finding a long lost porn video, that you never thought you would see again

Man, last night I had a nostalgic wank! I never thought i'd bust a nut to that bitch again

by Ham Den Lange September 22, 2020

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Wank Pellet

A name used to describe someone who is a proper time-wasting bell-end, a really useless prick.

"Dave hasn't turned up for work again, he's a proper wank pellet

by Chodenibbler May 29, 2018

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The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.

Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.

Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.

Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.

by The Wankrager March 1, 2009

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Curtain Wank

The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.

John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment

by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011

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