Walmartian

People that spend most of their time in Walmart. Found especially at late hours.

Went shopping but all the walmartians had the lanes clogged and service desk overloaded.

by Black_Dolphin October 27, 2023

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024

Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.

Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."

by sethro57 January 16, 2024

Walmart warden

A Walmart coach or someone who holds power that takes advantage of it and everyone hates. Always in other peoples departments ruining everyone’s fun.

“Coach Mac is just a Walmart warden, she makes it miserable around here”

by Breestar January 31, 2024

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Walmartian

Strange people in Walmart stores every where. Some appear odd in behavior, dress oddly and appear to be from a galaxy unknown and they hang out in Walmart stores.

I'm ordering online because those Walmartians are becoming hostile and scare me.

by NC SUGAR March 15, 2024

WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting

Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves

by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024