two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

two-step

Cock-blocking yourself by spending the first half of a night flirting with a girl, but then spending then next part of the night hitting on her friend or roommate, thus blowing it with both of them.

Guy: Oh man! I totally two-stepped it tonight with those two girls. Why didn't I just stick with the first girl?!

by DJ Break September 10, 2009

two-three

My own space , zoned out

I be in my zone I’m in my two-three.

by Running like bolt April 12, 2019

two storey

a nickname for a fat person that only ever tells the same fucking stories!!
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.

That Roland keeps telling me about his fucking mate from football who has done everything he is such a two storey

by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008

Circle of Two

When a group of coprophiliacs get together and stand in a circle, taking turns "dropping a deuce" (the two, so to speak) on the next person in the circle, who then stands up and continues on with the next person in the circle.

Fred: Let's get together tonight for a Circle of Two.

Jane: I'll bring the laxative.

Tom: I'll bring the plastic sheeting. My carpet cleaning bill from last time was horrendous!

by Armon Vargett April 28, 2010

two-caller

A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.

So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!

Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.

by CheapYuppie January 1, 2008

Two For Twenty

The offering of two small rocks of crack cocaine for twenty dollars.

"Hey brotha, two for twenty, two 'fo twenty"

by DaveCo December 9, 2008