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Twitter Purge

On Luly the 19th all thots/hoes/squallys/sluts will be exposed to what they really are. It is only for 24 hours.
"Omgee Girl! You heard about that twitter purge?"
"Nah, Why?"
"Well You need to hit up your girl Ashley before her feelings get hurt. They exposing thots all day"
"Well she's fucked..."
"My point exactly. She better delete her twitter or something."
by Heaven's Squad! July 13, 2014
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twitter years

a short length of time in which one gains a lot of experience quickly.
He's only been on the web a couple months but has a couple twitter years behind him.
by sbuser August 5, 2009
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Twitter signal faded

When you are not following the conversation anymore.
You stopped comprehending the conversation
Hey dude, did you hear about the game yesterday....

hold on, I think my twitter signal faded!
yup it did
say it again
by jc21 October 3, 2009
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Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.
Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.
by An Aries January 19, 2011
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twitter feud

Two or more Twitter users who engage in a text battle on the popular social media site, most notably celebrities. A comment, opinion or taunt provokes a pride-driven response and feelings are vented for all to see.
Some people are just easily provoked, that's why Chris Brown keeps finding himself in a Twitter feud with somebody.

Best Twitter feud, no question Aimee Mann and Ice-T.
by Soapy Johnson August 22, 2011
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Twitter

(1) Scientific Definition: The periodically petrifying smell that is emitted from the area centrally located betwixt the pliable twat and the crusty shitter on the female anatomy; however, it can sometimes be located on cum ingurgitating males aka males with the phenomena of the mangina.
(2) Common Defintion: The space in between a females twat and shitter.
(3) Pike County Kentucky Definition: uiowiu siuuwerb ubaiuas twat iu wousubrgb shitter iosiuriurg soiwoiuwe.
Mark:Do you know how many guys have seen her twitter!?

Tom: How many?
Mark: Bout tree fitty.
Tom: Whore.

Judd:Dude you know how many followers that chicks twitter has?!
Billy:Bout tree fitty.

Anatomy Professor: As you can see class, the female twitter is located here; right between the twat and the shitter.
Class: Oh, i see now professor!
by Macaque Tastes Great May 18, 2011
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Twitterish

An adjective used to describe someone (very) active on Twitter.

For the average internet-goer, being Twitterish only lasts for a short period of time after a Twitter account is acquired.

Becoming Twitterish may occur after someone realizes that have a large sum of followers (more than one), and feel that they would be let down if that someone doesn't tweet.
Nancy: Dude, ever since Johnny realized he had 3 followers, he's been so Twitterish! He dumped me "for the good of the community!"
by LPGhatguy June 28, 2011
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