Turkish Ringtone

A cell phone ringtone that is so unconscionably obnoxious, that, without hesitation, you must fill any available orifice (typically the anus) of the offender with your penis (offended male) or handheld/strap on phallus (offended female). This act is not homoerotic if the offender and offended are of the same sex, it is merely a tactic to display supremacy over the offender, and to cease the offensive ringtone in such a manner as to keep it from repeating after the offender has been defiled.

Dude, ditch that Turkish Ringtone before you find yourself smuggling sausage in Browntown!

by Sofaking Wiitodded November 18, 2010

Turkish Snowcone

When you have anal sex and your partner then licks the bulbous fecal matter off the top of your penis.

“I banged Sue in the ass and then I gave her a Turkish Snowcone!”

by The Big Spizoo December 31, 2020

turkish twig

yo blunt nigga! look for hand rolled goodness. no stems or seeds and only the finest sticky green;a camel ciggerette; some rat head bitch always trien to get ya goods nigga!

yo's bro, that is some fine chroniic you got there! let me slide it into a tirkish twig and get this shit started.; George Bush, throw me that tirkish twig, i enjoy their smooth flavor and sharp taste.; Damn nigga! that fuckn turkish twig bitch is back again! GET HER BEFORE SHE RUINS R CARPETS!

by T0KE July 11, 2006

Camel Turkish Golds

worst cigarettes ever for me,,
tastes like piss/rotten fish..
if you like the sour taste,, maybe,,
i'm seriously regretting that i bought this pack

yo u wanna drink piss?
nah, i'd rather smoke camel turkish golds!

by jay h. November 20, 2007

turkish delight

a hedgehog that thrives in environments surrounded by water ice

ex- "Turkish Delight fell in a vat of cherry!"

by weelittlejake August 20, 2013

Turkish Roommate

The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.

Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"

by cockaflockaflames June 18, 2011

turkish mountain rock

when you crunch all your knuckles together and put them in a girls pussy

i gave her the best turkish mountain rock she ever had

by jamal334 April 1, 2009