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turkey titts

The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.
"Holy shit Andrew has huge turkey titts". "How's it hanging turkey titts".
by Gdubb April 14, 2014
mugGet the turkey tittsmug.

Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
mugGet the Turkey Wifemug.

turkey mama

A Thick or Fat Girl With Big Boobs & Big Ass
Girl you better slow down on that eating before you turn into a turkey mama
by Ronnie Ron July 13, 2022
mugGet the turkey mamamug.

a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?
by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018
mugGet the a feathered turkeymug.

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan
*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*
by leviathan69 October 3, 2019
mugGet the Turkey lettucemug.

Rave turkey

A peacock. Because they're colorful and iridescent and ready to party.
That rave turkey at the zoo was strutting his as off!
by HornyGecko October 5, 2017
mugGet the Rave turkeymug.

Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
mugGet the Turkey Fuckermug.

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