Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos

Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos

by Snow-no November 26, 2018

Tristan

Tristan Is attracted to men in any way shape or form and loves to cause trouble

Tristan is very bad

by Mitch russell July 14, 2020

tristan summars

A person that looks like rango

Damn Tristan Summars looks like rango

by Momentbruh69 January 1, 2020

Tristan

The best guy you will ever meet. A hilarious man who is slightly sensitive and a pushover.

Person:Tristan is so cool
Person 2:No he is funny but a pushover

by TaktikalGamingYT December 4, 2018

Tristan

Uhhhhh I am a Tristan and uhhhhh AGHHHHHH

Sam: oh hey Tristan

Tristan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by !” May 20, 2023

Tristans victim

A girl (usually a egirl and or girl that was dropped,cheated or used) by think.

Oh nah that's viola shes one of Tristans victims.

by 0uhz August 12, 2023