Brown treasure 

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

Brown treasure by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

Awesome Tees 

A stupid, idiotic T-Shirt company that is advertising on www.urbandictionary.com.

Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.

Boy: Do I look cool with my new Awesome tees T-Shirt?

Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL

Awesome Tees by wowtf May 15, 2010

Mormon Threesome

When a man has sex with his pregnant wife or girlfriend.

John and Mary had Mormon Threesomes till up to a month before she gave birth.

Mormon Threesome by Colonel Whiskey Brother July 3, 2012

Hedge Treasure 

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

Hedge Treasure by NigeMass January 9, 2016

Savo treasure chest

When you cum in someone's asshole in 1 second cuz it's too tight

Omg I just savo treasure chest cuz of how tight it was said oscar

Savo treasure chest by NickkWC September 13, 2023

Teresa 

Teresa: awesome funny ladys who love chicken (chick-gon) and chameleons. They are normally good looking, hispanic, with dark hair and pretty eyes. You can normally find a Teresa at a fun party, where ever there is a fountain that doesn't run on water, or in an apartment living with her awesome best friend/friends in style. If you find a Teresa hold on tight cause your in for an Epic ride

Hey I met this girl over there by the chocolate fountain
Wait whats her name

Teresa
Dibs ( takes off running)

Teresa by The Chameleon lover July 13, 2011

threesome 

The act of three people having sex simultaneously.

A fantasy for most men because it is NEVER going to happen.

If it did,they probably would be left out because the two girls would forget he was there.

Forget the threesome. It is the male equivolent of Big Foot.

You have heard about it, seen madeup footage of it, but it does not exist in the real world.

threesome by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004