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Two-Lap Tower

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.
Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.
by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015
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Princess in a Tower Syndrome

A person being overprotected and blocked from learning the ways of the world because of parental interference.
That girl is sheltered, she has princess in a tower syndrome.
by Lalladragon February 12, 2020
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Tower Defense Simulator

Tower Defense SImulator is a good Roblox game. No Toxicity btw
Oh bash! It seems there is nothing to pla- oh. TDS is the choice.
Tower Defense Simulator W
by Erazias November 22, 2021
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Galaxy Tower Projects

A rough and tough group of 3 apartment towers in the Gutenberg projects. Anyone who lives there a fucking badass.
Gangsta 1: Damn god where u livin cuh.
Gangsta 2: god I be livin up in the galaxy tower projects on god cuh.
Gangsta 1: Godmotha fuckin damn don’t nobody mess with this fuckin god. Also Gutenberg best berg
by Prep Man October 29, 2021
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Alabama Eiffel Tower

The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.

The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.

The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.

As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021
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leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.
The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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The angry Eiffel tower

When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, he finds out and after a heated exchange you both decided to take her to Paris and Effiel tower her! While you two are doing that the boyfriend gets mad and starts choking you, so you choke him!
Did you sleep with my girl? Yea! Alright only way to settle this is to do the angry Eiffel tower!
by Jmac0808 June 6, 2018
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