The guy who can't really help you fix the car you are working on or anything else for that matter. So to make them feel like they are worth anything at all you allow them to get you the tools you need for the job. Which is your first mistake cause this person is to much of a tard to know what tool you are talking about so you end up having to get it yourself.
Me: Hey can you hand me a Phillips Screwdriver and some Channel Locks.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
Tool Bitch: Sure thing buddy ole pal... Phillips are the flat ones right? And what do Channel locks look like?
Me: Jesus dude, forget it. Can you just hand me the box cutter right there..
Tool Bitch: Here, but what do you need that for?
Me: My wrists.
by cool cool. April 16, 2010
1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
by The Dogs Bollocks February 01, 2009
Someone who isn't a bad person himself, but isn't invited to any gathering because he always brings complete tools along with him.
"Did you tell Aaron about the BBQ?"
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
"Naw, I would but he's a bit of a tool belt. He always brings that James guy along who is a big, fat fun-liability."
"Oh God, you mean that suburbanite with the barbed wire tattoo who pissed on your curtains while yelling something about 'thug life'?"
"That's the one."
by Skisher321 October 06, 2008
A tool of rare form. One can spot a total tool from the culmination of an abnormal amount average tool traits. ie The Florida orange tan, the popped collar, the multiple popped collars, the jelled and spiky hair, an intelligence that would rival his peers at the special Olympics etc.One should take both the amount and severity of traits into consideration before declaring this special person a "total tool".
by jack A. July 24, 2009
by Tomo December 15, 2004
a show full of wiggers,a bit niggers ,and white trash men who are complete douchebags / tool to their girlfriends.this show on vh1 is basically teaching a whole bunch of assholes on how to become better boyfriends for their partner.this means not treating women like shit(like their gf's) and becoming a better man.i honestly think the girlfriends of the men on this show are fucking stupid bitches because why would anybody put up a asshole boyfriend,have your brother fuck your boyfriend up..at the end of the show only one man wins he wins money,becomes a changed man(well at least thats what we think) and a happier girlfriend.most of the women of the men are also white showing white women are easy and soft
i would like to see all the men of the tool academy have black or latina girlfriends.i wounder if they could dominate them like they do to the white women
one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them
one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them
by TiTyRon September 29, 2009
Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.
by extreme troll May 03, 2007