Similar to the grundle of dawn; the taint of dawn comes just prior to the ass crack of dawn. The taint of dawn is between the hours of 3am - 5am, and only applies when you must wake up between these hours.
I had to wake up at the taint of dawn to catch my flight.
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
by Maddog and J'Rod January 11, 2009
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Lisa was very slender and beautiful but when I slid her panties off and got ready to eat her out, her tintapoo assaulted my nostrils and caused a slight watering in my eyes. I could see that she was freshly shaved and so took a deep breath...
by The Tailor February 17, 2009
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A hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.
guy 1: Fuck it! What is this brown stain on my face towel?
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
by Jag Joke March 2, 2009
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Get the tintagel mug.The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.
Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."
Dave: "That's awesome."
Dave: "That's awesome."
by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011
Get the taint-painter mug.A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.
"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011
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