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toilet nigga

by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018
mugGet the toilet niggamug.

toilet hugger

The word “toilet hugger” is a way of preferring to people who suffer from bulimia or eating disorders in general. This term is typically used amongst people with eating disorders to joke around and make light of their suffering, or for people on the out-skirts to use it as a derogatory term.
“bitch, go to the nearest psych ward you fucking toilet hugger.”

“how about you leave people with mental disorders alone and mind your own business for once bethany? no one asked you to play savior.”
by girlvomit March 17, 2023
mugGet the toilet huggermug.

Toilet Detectives

Girls usually found in pairs frequenting bar/clubs toilets with an aim to find gossip. Will find unlikely victims, possibly in a state of intoxication to spill their inner most secrets/problems/issues to the Detectives and will then become part of a memorable night out. Occasionally Toilet Detectives will be armed with CSI style tape for comedy purposes and generally find other police-like memorabilia such as truncheons and hats.
Toilet detective 1: Wow, that's a pretty skirt.
Victim: Thanks (proceeds to look sad) my boyfriend gave it to me
Toilet detective 2: oh that was nice of him
Victim: not really, he's CHEATING on me!!! (breaks down into tears)
Toilet detectives: why don't you tell us about it.....gossip ensues.
by the purple panda March 9, 2008
mugGet the Toilet Detectivesmug.

Toilet Dragon

A small sized dragon that looks similar to a seahorse and is found floating around toilets in the depths of night. Especially prevalent in large Italian cities
Hey Jimbo did you see the toilet dragon last night?
by wopo99 October 17, 2011
mugGet the Toilet Dragonmug.

Toilet Toke

When one is sitting upon the porcelain throne smoking the homegrown.
Timmy akrwady in the midst of smoking a j when nature came a calling so he took his journey to the porcillin throne and toke several toilet tokes.
by DankmasterOG November 2, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Tokemug.

Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Splashmug.

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet
by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013
mugGet the paper toiletmug.

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