cum toast

When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.

This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

alabama toast

the same thing as Alabama cheese cracker

when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.

i just gave that nigga a Alabama toast and he ate it.

by aphilia May 12, 2008

cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.

Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"

by Caspius April 24, 2008

burnt toast

burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.

random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!

by mountaingoose September 4, 2010

cum on toast

an expression used to emphasize great dismay

oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!

jon has a superiority complex!!! CUM ON TOAST!!!

by falco PWNSJ00 February 15, 2006

burn the toast

to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious

ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah

by toda de la enchilada January 16, 2011

Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 28, 2010