When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.
by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009
Get the cum toastmug. the same thing as Alabama cheese cracker
when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.
when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.
by aphilia May 12, 2008
Get the alabama toastmug. Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"
by Caspius April 24, 2008
Get the cheese and toastedmug. burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.
by mountaingoose September 4, 2010
Get the burnt toastmug. by falco PWNSJ00 February 15, 2006
Get the cum on toastmug. 1. The feeling you get when a girl totally screws up your night.
2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.
2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.
Guy: "Hey Brad, some girl just threw up on your couch in the other room"
Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!
Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!
by GG DantheMan September 23, 2010
Get the This Chick Is Toastmug. by toda de la enchilada January 16, 2011
Get the burn the toastmug.