shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

Just Toast

HoYeon Jung's daddy

Just Toast and HoYeon Jung got married 10-9-21

by Sfnefnetqjrykeykrykryqlrykegev October 10, 2021

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022

Noeltella on toast

Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast and/or pancakes. This is your basic nutella on toast and/or pancakes. But it is Boosh related so tastes yummier. :D

Rachel: Oi!! Squire, fancy some Noeltella on toast while we Noel it up???
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.

by PlanPony January 18, 2008

Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

by mega miles December 17, 2008

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Strangling a toad

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009