Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie
by @ssm@ster July 09, 2009
When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.
by Gohn Gardenza January 27, 2008
the same thing as Alabama cheese cracker
when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.
when you're cock hasn't been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to you're hand and then onto you're unsuspecting friends toast.
by aphilia May 12, 2008
Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"
by Caspius April 24, 2008
burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.
by mountaingoose September 04, 2010
by falco PWNSJ00 February 12, 2006
The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.
Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive
Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive
"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"
Pube Toast
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"
Pube Toast
by inlovewitdoodleburger November 26, 2010