bed and dead

when you fuck a person then never speak to them again

Guy:Can i have your number?
Girl: nah bro your just a bed and dead :

by DoooooooodleBobb June 27, 2008

go to bed

when a certain someone does not go to bed at a normal time and is destroying their sleep schedule won't go to bed.

ALEX GO TO BED YOU STINKER

by buckbaizen September 24, 2020

Bed Jelly

A substance that’s in your bed

I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly

by Bed Jelly March 3, 2019

Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later

Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly

by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019

weird bed

When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)

Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people

by THE KINDERGANER September 22, 2017

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.

“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

hotel bed

Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.

Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.

by Kinkybitch101 March 27, 2015