Theresa

A tough girl who will probably kick your butt in a fight. She's smart, although math is not her strong point. She never gives up on her dreams, and won't let anything stop her. She really loves those around her, but they probably don't know it because she's not one to express her feelings often. She falls too hard when it comes to love. She is athletic, and loves her team as her family. She can be cocky, and a smart-arse. She loves to smile and laugh. She has fears, but she doesn't let them control her. Doesn't need makeup to look pretty. She's shy, but once you get to know her, you'll love her personality.

Theresa kicks ass.

by justanotherninja October 5, 2011

three-day millionaire

A 'Three-day Millionaire' is a weekend warrior sponsored by Social assistance (Ontario Works, ODSP, Welfare, etc.).
Apparently, it takes about three days to smoke $530 worth of Crack.

After three days, the 'Three-day Millionaire' must return to the shelter system, because renting an apartment will just have to wait until next month...

by -30- May 15, 2005

sausage three-way

Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.

We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.

The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"

As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.

by jwillmo October 3, 2007

Caterpillar threesome

When the man you love comes to town on a surprise visit and brings you two rocking chairs and a caterpillar to help facilitate a more comfortable, open and honest time together.

The caterpillar, both fuzzy and warm, symbolizes one’s strength and resiliency before building one’s own cocoon, knowing that once settled in - a butterfly will emerge and fly.

The two rocking chairs, your future. One chair empty during the period of hibernation, waiting, for the one person it was made for.

Why is your boob tickling my nose?

Oh, that’s just Horace joining us for a good morning caterpillar threesome.

by HotSweatyLady November 19, 2018

9/11 threesome

When twins go down on you.

Dude, I had a 9/11 Threesome last night and it blew my mind.

by readybeeill May 31, 2016

Three South

A funny animated show that used to air on MTV, Thursdays around 10. It went off the air, because MTV is now too focused on bringing you shitty television, usually brainwashed by pop and rap music, and a sense of the reality TV genre.

"Dude, did you see Three South last night?"

by BJ Smith June 26, 2005

Three way funk

When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.

After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.

by eetadeek August 19, 2009