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testes to the fortification

A fancier way of sayingBalls to the wall.”
Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!
by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020
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The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
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slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are
We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.
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marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.
by mlhiss June 10, 2020
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Carti Test

When you're on a first date and you play Playboi Carti music to see wether your date will vibe with the songs or not. It may include similar artists like DESTROY LONELY, Kankan etc...
This girl totally passed the Carti test! I want her.
by Zahyo March 3, 2023
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Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.
Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!
by anti.DOT December 17, 2009
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caber test

a test of strength. From the caber toss, wherein one tosses the caber to prove how strong one is.
He thinks that the exams are a caber test.
by uttam maharjan December 17, 2011
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