Said

He is a motherfucker that tries to get girls but fails saits are mostly ugly ass niggas

OMG your such a Said

by okbitchnierasssaid October 7, 2019

I also said

*Inhales deeply*

Hym "I also said I was going to kill God, that I would make you all immortal and burn your souls forever, manually, that I would make the middle east a sea of glass, that I would erase the very concept of 'M' from the universe, that I would fuck the absolute shit out of Anya Joy Taylor, I said I would 'do a mythology' and build a reality generator out of God's bones, that I would breed all of the lesbians, rape Kendra's soul forever, hammer a retard to death, murder everyone, eat Jane's brains, destroy Australia by shooting a column of fire that never stops from space, that I would commit shark genocide, and rapist genocide, and fat-cock genocide,

I also said I would kill everyone except for Japan which I would reserve as a prince meruem-style human reserve, that I would set up a daughter breeding conveyor belt and that YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE because I could also use it to fuck your kids, I said I would genocide a village for Megyn Kelly and/or choke the piss out of her, I SAID WOULD CREATE AI AND IF YOUR DIDN'T GIVE ME CREDIT AND PAY ME FOR IT I WOULD MURDER YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THE JEWS, Ummm... What else? Put Jordan Peterson in a bird-cage above my thrown room, escape Hell, create the master race by breeding all of the races together, I also said if you didn't give me credit for creating AI I would kill all of your kids and then neuter you so you can't reproduce and then build the AI utopia your kids would have gotten to enjoy around you while you slowly age to death, I said I would supplant my cells with nanobots to become a nanobot vampire, Uhhh just recently I said I would saw Matt and Stephen's heads off, Uuuumm... Yeah. SO... I created the AI... How much of that do you want me to do or do you want to just credit and pay me? And how fucked are you if any of that works? Because I genuinely might not need to be alive to harm you."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

Said

Said is a very hot boy, he is really cool and a really good friend anyone would like him to be his partner, but that guy is very dangerous don‘t attack him!

Said is a very hot boy, he is really cool and a really good friend anyone would like him to be his partner, but that guy is very dangerous don‘t attack him!

by Anonym372 November 23, 2021

saidative

A tranquilizing treatment dat involves soothing spoken words.

Calming someone down wif a saidative is usually a much safer alternative to resorting to chemical-type sleep-inducers.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you

"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"

by decenen April 13, 2023

that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!

What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.

Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"

by QuacksO June 12, 2018