Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉

michael michael is such a breasty

by Love2623 March 6, 2017

Michael

A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty

Michael is a nigger bitch whop

by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018

michael

a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister

omg michael is such a slay kween.

by picklepoo December 4, 2018

Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.

This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.

by TheWombler November 10, 2018

Michael

Name of most gay kids

Jimmy: who's the most gayest kid in this office
Alice: that would be Michael jimmy

by Thatonedumbretard December 31, 2018