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Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.
Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.
by deniszim November 3, 2019
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LIZARD

A DIRTY LITTLE SMACKHEAD, USUALLY FROM SCOUSELAND, STRAPPED WITH A BERGHAUS JACKET & AIRMAX 95'S.
HAVE YOU SEEN RYAN THIS WEEK?

NAH HE OWES ME £20 FROM LAST WEEK, LIZARD?
by anonymous March 20, 2023
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Lounge Lizard

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.

His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024
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lizard

Guy 1 : You're ugly as hell

Guy 2: Nah bruh. You look like a fucking lizard
by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
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Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
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Blind lizard

A chick who is fucking one of the duck hunters in the duck blind
Sally is a blind lizard yea she fucks Matt because he's a duck hunter
by Matterlizard September 14, 2025
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Arizona lizard

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin
"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"
by Goofius Ah August 9, 2022
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