“Nah, she’s not ready for sex yet, but she let me do oral last night!
Bro, we’re you peeling grapes?
Ya bro! Clit to taint my man!”
“I was watching this lesbian porn and they were peeling the shit out of each other’s grapes! Peeling grapes is my new favourite genre!”
Bro, we’re you peeling grapes?
Ya bro! Clit to taint my man!”
“I was watching this lesbian porn and they were peeling the shit out of each other’s grapes! Peeling grapes is my new favourite genre!”
by Champagnefratdaddi June 8, 2018

When a girl doesn’t like giving head so she just squeezes the shaft and sucks the head...it turns all purple like she’s licking a snow cone. Also comes with blue balls
Alan Jackson song chatahoochee “ I was willing but she wasn’t ready so I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone”
by Mike Oxsmells January 6, 2019

by Przmatik February 28, 2019

Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!
by Heifers still anonymous November 22, 2011

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by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.
Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
by ClarissaKelly May 24, 2018
