Knife

An object great for murdering. Oh and of course for cutting food and shit...

Sarah: Tasha! Get me the knife, I’m going to Brandon’s house!
Tasha: ...

by Pussysucker😋 April 26, 2020

Knife

Def 1 :A piece of metal used to cut meat or other foods

Can you pass me that knife over there Jerry?

by PotatoPotat October 18, 2018

Knife

A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you

the knife told me to do it

by Gnomer8 March 15, 2024

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Knifes

Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary

Him: I’m throwing knifes tonight

Her: knifes? Be for real. Knives!
Him: It’s a Yiddish word
Her: no

by Shmendric September 21, 2023

Give your friend a knife day

Richard has to give his 4 stack a knife

Richard today is Give your friend a knife day

by Daredevil69420 April 29, 2020

Knifing

When two girls that both only have one leg have sex it’s scissoring but with one leg

My girlfriend and I tried knifing last night it was harder than you’d think

by Charles the lesbian March 15, 2020