no-fault fart

A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.

dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"

dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"

by BigShooter March 31, 2009

fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.

Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

cunt fart

The flatulent expulsion of trapped air from the vagina after penile withdrawal.

"When I pulled out, she actually let a cunt fart rip. It was hard not to laugh, but I managed."

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

fart cannon

A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.

I hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.

by MikeNJ December 28, 2005

tuna fart

A gastrointestinal condition in humans or animals that has an onset in symptoms usually 30 minutes - 1 hour after consuming. Symptoms are usually worse in animals. These symptoms for humans contain but aren't limited to: Excessive bloating, extremely foul smelling gas, gargle sounds in the small intestines, frequent gas build up, gas air temp noticeably higher and many others. These gas episodes are to not be taken lightly and one should not release these indoors by any means. If you or someone you know finds themselves even remotely close to a tuna fart, please remove yourself to fresh air immediately. If caught inside, oxygen might be needed to counteract the severity of the gas and/or bring back an asphyxiated individual.

"Holy shit that guy is rolling around like he got kicked in the face with a steel toe boot!"... "Naw, he probably just smelled a tuna fart."

by Ophious July 18, 2014

old fart

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

by Light Joker August 18, 2004

Emilia Fart

Iconic

Emilia Fart is the most iconic queen in existence...

by Dickfacemcgeeno3 February 14, 2018