But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

the brick bible

its a bible made of fricking legos

hey have you read the brick bible?

by mr.man impersonater May 3, 2021

Bible

The Bible is a book that was made between about 1200 and 165 BC and continuesly remade for thousands of years, the books timeline goes all the way to the beginning.

Hey, let's go to church, you need to know the bible to know God.

by Speederman059 March 21, 2022

Undercover Bible

The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).

Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou

by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009

Bible Guys

a group that is cool eats pizza and plays club penguin but slang versian sias CANCEROUS TO WHOEVER HATES THEM.

yeah join Bible guys man.

by THE BIBLE GUYS April 25, 2019

dih on the bible

When someone's pressing you and you want to tell them you're telling the truth; similar to "on god"

Person 1: "say on god you wasn't texting my girl"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"

by arcanev4 April 18, 2025

The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”

“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful

by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021