Alan Light

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 06, 2021

Alan Cavallaro

One of the most powerful sorcerers of all time.. never to be messed with...

I tried to fight back but then came Alan Cavallaro, and I had to dip...

by cp191 January 29, 2021

Alaning

Using the Alan Wrench

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.

by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan Melendez

A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez

by Ok bro December 14, 2021

Alan Bell

Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.

Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.

Alan Bell: strong, handsome, intelligent and even hilarious

by Alabasterfrats November 24, 2021

Alan Kerr

coolest nigga on the block. This mutafuka is 6'9 feet tall and can fuck yo girl in 7 seconds.
he's also called lil bill as he is a fuckin rapper. He can rape eminem in 8 seconds.
he's also friends with Johnny sins and does shot up a whole block in a second.

Alan Kerr is the hottest nigga alive fr fr

by BJ no life November 23, 2021